Lol, on the breaking wind. Our kids dog also sleeps between them on their bed. He is a boxer. With permission, I fed him some left overs from a Christmas meal last year. I made sure he got a good dose of sage filled dressing. He had bad wind for a day and they were gagging. Couldn't uinderstand what was going on. That was the best joke I played for awhile.

I have a fridge magnet which reads "I believe in a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned".

In my mind I have changed it to "I believe in a better world where a Rooster can cross the Ocean without having their owner Baltia, questioned of their motives by non shareholders".
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The "Rooster crossed the Ocean to be closer to Goldielocks"