7 weeks since the inspection. 35 working days. 280 paid hrs. Man I wish I had a government job with absolutely no accountability. Zero chance of getting fired. Chit chat at the water cooler all day. Have all my calls go to vm and get to them after I took my morning crap. Maybe, if I wanted to. Take a 2 hr lunch and then an hr after lunch snooze with my office door shut. Maybe get to a few calls after my late afternoon crap or just go to happy hr with my other do nothing buds with the same worthless HC badge pinned to their shirts.

Oh and then have government unions fight for more money because we are under staffed because the rest of my buds just sit and watch porno all day.