This should be a warning to all bachelors out there. If you ever see a snickers bar that is moving in front of you and appears to be doing so by itself, BEWARE! That thing has a hook in it and is attached to a very strong line.

Actually, we just happened to meet while having breakfast at the same place the last week or two of 1984. We talked a bit and then went our separate ways and I really didn't expect to see her again. On Dec. 30, 1984, I was at a mall looking for some decent cigars and we ran into each other for a second time. Once again we began talking and decided to go out for coffee and a desert. We have been together ever since then.