No, I was not offended. Just trying to make light of the situation. Doesn't it seem odd to you that days with zero news the pps does not move much at all, but days with positive news it goes down? There is no explanation for that; it's just what the market does.

I am in no hurry either. I bought (with my parents help, of course) my first shares of IBM in 8th grade - I still own those shares. I am a patient man.