A school bus driver was carrying his usual load of racially
mixed children from school one afternoon. As was the norm,
the typical racial slandering was being tossed back and forth
between the children.

This went on for quite some time, when the poor driver had
finally gotten his fill of it.

"Black Banana Monkey!"

"Cracker!"

"Honky!"

"Porch Trash!"

Then, in a fit of rage, the bus driver screamed out, "Alright
you mouthy bastards! All of you guys, off the bus!" as he
parked the bus roadside.

As the kids filed off the bus, the driver cried, "Every
stinkin' racist-brat, line up against the side of the bus!"

"I am sick and tired of all this bigotry, race hating, name
calling crap! I'll stand for no more of it! From now on,
you are no longer white or black, you are all green in my
eyes! ....Green I say!

No more "matchstick" or "cotton-ball", you're all green!
GREEN, GREEN, GREEN! Do you hear me? GREEN! All of you!

Now, I gotta finish my route and get you all back home, so
get back on the bus, and the dark green ones sits in the back!