Posted On: 03/16/2014 3:05:20 PM
Post# of 5246
My Grandmother died in the 90's, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce: The long walks we used to take to the shop in town, the 5 cents she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or cleaning off the driveway. Her soothing hands when I would get hurt.
But the thing I remember most was her sage advice. Once when I was about 13, we were sitting in the park enjoying a cookie and a Coke. She told me that one day I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family.
"Always remember this," she said. "Be sure you marry a woman with small hands."
"How come, Grandma?"
She smiled and said gently, "Makes your dick look bigger."
Grandma was special!
But the thing I remember most was her sage advice. Once when I was about 13, we were sitting in the park enjoying a cookie and a Coke. She told me that one day I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family.
"Always remember this," she said. "Be sure you marry a woman with small hands."
"How come, Grandma?"
She smiled and said gently, "Makes your dick look bigger."
Grandma was special!
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