?A?  priest was presenting a children's sermon.  

He asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.  
 
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.  



In response to the question, a little boy named Baylor raised his hand.   
 
  The priest called on him and the boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor".  
 
It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.