...At a bar ...

..Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says:

..."Listen here, good looking. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"

..Eyes now wide with interest, he responds:

...."No kidding...I'm in Congress too. What state do you represent?"