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  1. acc724

    A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use

  2. acc724

    A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into

  3. acc724

    A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his

  4. acc724

    Doctor's Stories A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"

  5. acc724

    A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came

  6. acc724

    My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got

  7. acc724

    A SENIOR WAS TRYING TO SET HIS NEW PASSWORD... WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

  8. acc724

    On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The

  9. acc724

    Dafuq Funnies A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the

  10. acc724

    Must Read A woman was in bed with her young lover when she heard her husband opening the front

  11. acc724

    A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and

  12. acc724

    At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and

  13. acc724

    An elderly gentleman named Frank,went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra.

  14. getmoreshares

    good ones!!!!

  15. acc724

    This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, "Where are you

  16. acc724

    For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that

  17. acc724

    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or

  18. acc724

    A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50.

  19. acc724

    87 year old Ed is sitting at the bar of his local Senior Citizens Dance Club when in walks Mary.

  20. acc724

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10203456213345532&set=a.4510886489774.1073741825.1218972891

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    THE ROOSTER John was in the chicken business. He had over a hundred young hens, called 'pullets',

  22. acc724

    The Parable of the Pig. A good friend of mine, Ill call Kevino is an expatriated American living

  23. acc724

    I got an ant farm... them fellas didn't grow shit! Last week I helped my friend stay put.

  24. acc724

    A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at lover's point where they

  25. acc724

    A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to

  26. acc724

    A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a

  27. acc724

    Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired

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    TEXAS: May 30th: Just moved to Texas. Now this is how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm

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    There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles ached almost all the time. The midget went to the

  30. acc724

    Having arrived at the gate of heaven, Obama meets a man with a beard. Saturday, January 10th,

  31. getmoreshares

    Q. How do you know you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

  32. acc724

    Another year has passed And we're all a little older. Last summer felt hotter And winter

  33. acc724

    Lord, Thou knowest better than I myself that I am growing older and will someday be old. Keep me

  34. acc724

    More Signs of a Drinking Problem Alright, we all celebrate at New Year's, some to excess. However,

  35. acc724

    happy new yr all..lets make 2015 a good 1

  36. getmoreshares

    Store Greeter So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many

  37. acc724

    The Duck A duck walked into a pharmacy. He asked the pharmacist "Do you have any grapes?" "No, but

  38. acc724

    about 5 yrs ago there were going to build a big oil refinery with venzuela..put the road in built 1

  39. Big Tuna

    It's going thru....... Ground was broken on the first series of roads yesterday.

  40. getmoreshares

    CONGRATS!!!!!!!

  41. acc724

    no..im north of it..and hope it dosent happen..it will be a ecological disaster

  42. Big Tuna

    Congratulations Andy! BTW, do you live anywhere near where the new Canal is going in?

  43. acc724

    hi all..big day for me..got my nicaragua citizenship papers today..now i have dual

  44. acc724

    A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He

  45. getmoreshares

    Blonde Jokes :: #14319 By Anonymous from USA. A blonde named Barbara appeared on Who Wants to

  46. acc724

    Redneck told wife- when are you going to Britain for your training , dear ? Wife - next week

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    Beer. Sometimes, after playing golf, I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I

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    Man Rulesand you can take that to the bank J At last a guy has taken the time to write this all

  49. getmoreshares

    Female Jokes :: #128 By Daniel Schneider from USA. WOMENS LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No

  50. acc724

    Old Joke to Make You Smile: An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that