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    A Blonde goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, but

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    nice post

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    A baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the

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    A Veteran's Day Tribute If someone has done military service, They earn the title "veteran,"

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    Muslim extremists are like a school of salmon. They're fine until the seals show

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    Men's answer to Maxine....... Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer?

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    Yesterday morning, I went downstairs, and I found my wife in the kitchen. She was preparing our

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    what hurts is..i am old..but enjoying life down here..in ways i couldnt up there

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    Guess My Age A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels

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    A few more :You know you're old, when your mind and body aren't what they used to be. Did the

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    What doesn't hurt, doesn't work, right?

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    You Know You're Old, If You Remember Ancient History.

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    Good morning. Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is

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    A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a

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    Dr.Johnson, a psychiatrist and Dr. Jones, a practologist went into business together. They rented a

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    Police Officer Test How do you tell the difference between an English Police Officer, a Canadian

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    getmore..good 1

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    An old man is sitting at a bus stop, when a teenage boy with a multi-colored mohawk sits down. The

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    A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it

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    QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! How important does a person have to be before they are considered

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    One day, a man went up to God and asked, "God, how many years is 1000 earth years for you?" And God

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    One guy to another....."when you're making love do you tell your wife you love her?" Other guy

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    A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't

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    "It's not fair. Dave just isn't pulling his weight," I said to my boss. "But we've got to make

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    Unannounced Visit A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced

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    A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear, the jacket, the boots and the double-barreled

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    A married couple were on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at

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    An 85-year-old couple had been married for 60 years. Though they were far from rich, they managed

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    getmore..thanks for posting..its lonely here

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    After Bush was re-elected, Japan sent 100,000,000 cases of Viagra to the United States after

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    Crabs on the Plane A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs

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    if ure thinking of visiting.. Mexican words of the day 1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to

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    Testicle Therapy Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball

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    'LONELY 78-yr-old WIDOW WANTS HUSBAND . A lonely 78-year-old widow That DECIDED it was time to

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    The Lone Ranger's Last Request The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War

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    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's

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    Jack is on his death bed, and he says to his wife, "Can you give me one last wish?" She says,

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    One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely

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    "HE'S RIGHT!" Four Rabbis engaged in theological arguments, and it was always three against one.

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    A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.' He goes over to investigate and sees

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    A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The

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    The Duck Hunter. Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog,

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    Ole and Sven in Hell Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to

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    Abe is on holiday in Israel with his wife, children and mother-in-law. Sadly, while they are

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    This dog is just like a Politician, give him a little money and he tries to screw everyone he sees!

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    Our language is weird isn't it?? This is the Best, Most Interesting English Lesson I have had to

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    A Miracle? One morning a man comes into the church on crutches. He stops in front of the holy

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    Eye Test Here's a short, but to-the-point eye test for everyone. Truth be told,,,I failed

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    Okay! Here's one for my ex-wife... I'm watching "How The Earth Was Made" on H2HD TV and they just

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    Here's one for all for you Witches in the crowd.... Two old guys, who had been without sex for