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    ghost

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    The New Living Will Form I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish

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    Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign

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    if "LIFe is a Stage", ...I want a New audience!

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    Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next

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    The graveside service just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a

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    UNIVERSAL LAWSLaw of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose

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    wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' He looked at

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    Ed decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was

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    ''My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about

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    The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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    yep

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    Shake and shake the ketchup bottlenone will comeand then a lot'l

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    Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a

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    flat

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    brain

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    strap

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    coffee

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    chainsaw

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    1/2

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    pops

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    **The Overnight Visit** ...Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. ..When Grandpa

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    We had a power outage last week and my PC, TV and games console shut down immediately.It was

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    the good old days

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    out

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    The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The

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    Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver

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    Groucho Marx said: "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog it is too dark to

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    frosty

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    A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you

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    older

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    demand

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    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed

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    A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can

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    0

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    "WHAT DOCTORS SAY" and what they're really thinking: "This should be taken care of right away." I'd

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    (Here's something to think about.) I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits

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    A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the

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    A cop was patrolling at night in a well known area for "parking." He saw a couple in a car, with

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    oil

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    free

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    george

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    Throughout our month long tour of Europe, my wife's only complaint was that there was never enough

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    COLUMBUS DAYWhat bus was able to get to America by sea?Columbus.How did King Ferdinand and

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    The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if

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    beat

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    hell

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    WIFE'S DIARY: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice

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    kid

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    fall