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UNIVERSAL LAWS  Law of Mechanical Repair - After

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Posted On: 10/22/2013 11:05:59 AM
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UNIVERSAL LAWS 

Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 

Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 

Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act 

Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. 

Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. 

Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). 

Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 

Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 

Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 

The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 

Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. 

Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. 

Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.



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