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DO NOT POST STOCKS HERE UNLESS YOU THINK THEY ARE A JOKE! by Lmcat
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  1. Lmcat

    Political Humor

  2. acc724

    yep

  3. Lmcat

    Political Humor

  4. acc724

    Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that

  5. acc724

    Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be,"

  6. Lmcat

    Political Humor

  7. Lmcat

    Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and

  8. acc724

    A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20

  9. acc724

    The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'The French woman just sniffed and said

  10. acc724

    ??????

  11. acc724

    true

  12. fitzkarz

    T

  13. Lmcat

    I went with a friend to the country to look at a house he was considering buying. We

  14. acc724

    donkey

  15. acc724

    hey guys..be careful

  16. acc724

    A good one for all old veterans and others who might understand it. Dwayne asked Lonnie. "Do you

  17. acc724

    VeryPUNny,Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one turns to the other and

  18. acc724

    A gay man walks into a country bar and says, "I just want everyone to know that I'm gay, but I

  19. acc724

    On one sunny afternoon in a farm there are three bulls - elder, middle-aged, and a young - talking

  20. acc724

    One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a

  21. acc724

    Bob walks into a bar and sees that the only spot open is next to a belligerent loud mouth who is

  22. Lmcat

    A wife asked her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and, if

  23. acc724

    This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her

  24. acc724

    maybe

  25. goarmy123

    LMAO Sucker!!!!!!

  26. acc724

    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally

  27. acc724

    yep

  28. acc724

    A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself I'm not gay but

  29. acc724

    true

  30. acc724

    A few race horses are in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last

  31. acc724

    for us old folks.. http://www.youtube.com/watch

  32. acc724

    A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and

  33. acc724

    kidding

  34. acc724

    asprin

  35. acc724

    Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...a) Innovativeb) Preliminaryc)

  36. acc724

    Maria is a devout Catholic: She gets married and has 17 children. Soon after the last child is born

  37. Lmcat

    Political Humor

  38. Lmcat

    Political Humor

  39. Lmcat

    Humor

  40. Lmcat

    Indians and AstronautsOne day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among

  41. acc724

    A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a

  42. acc724

    A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf one afternoon. Unfortunately the builder wasn't

  43. Big Tuna

    Yep! I just saw another democrat on the side of the road. So

  44. Lmcat

    Political Humor

  45. acc724

    An old man and a young man worked in office next to each other. The young man had noticed that the

  46. acc724

    Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were

  47. Lmcat

    Political Humor

  48. acc724

    If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through,

  49. acc724

    A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out

  50. jayreese

    These are classic!