Bob walks into a bar and sees that the only spot o
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Posted On: 08/25/2013 8:24:27 PM
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Bob walks into a bar and sees that the only spot open is next to a belligerent loud mouth who is extremely drunk. Not wanting to have to go somewhere else he sits down and orders a drink. It doesnt take long before the drunk starts poking his shoulder to get his attention. Bob ignores it for a bit but the guy gets more and more insistent so he turns to him and asks him what he wants.
''I bet you 500 bucks that I can jump off the tallest building in town and bounce right back up unhurt.''
Bob thinks for a second and decides that he could use 500 free dollars and takes the drunk up to a 20 story office building roof.
The drunk takes a few steps back, runs, then jumps off the edge.
Bob is about to grab the money and leave when the guy comes right back up to the roof top unharmed.
Bob runs over to the edge and looks over and sees nothing but empty air.
''Double or nothing you cant do that again''
He runs and jumps, and sure enough bounces right back.
Bob is shocked, and a little depressed at losing 1000 dollars and says ''I bet every penny there that I can do the same thing''
''I don't think that is such a goo...''
''Nonsense, if you can do it, I can too''
The drunk steps back.
Bob then stretches, runs, and hurtles himself off the roof.
The guy picks up the cash and heads back to the bar shaking his head. The bartender brings a drink over and says ''Superman, you're a real dick when you're drunk.''
''I bet you 500 bucks that I can jump off the tallest building in town and bounce right back up unhurt.''
Bob thinks for a second and decides that he could use 500 free dollars and takes the drunk up to a 20 story office building roof.
The drunk takes a few steps back, runs, then jumps off the edge.
Bob is about to grab the money and leave when the guy comes right back up to the roof top unharmed.
Bob runs over to the edge and looks over and sees nothing but empty air.
''Double or nothing you cant do that again''
He runs and jumps, and sure enough bounces right back.
Bob is shocked, and a little depressed at losing 1000 dollars and says ''I bet every penny there that I can do the same thing''
''I don't think that is such a goo...''
''Nonsense, if you can do it, I can too''
The drunk steps back.
Bob then stretches, runs, and hurtles himself off the roof.
The guy picks up the cash and heads back to the bar shaking his head. The bartender brings a drink over and says ''Superman, you're a real dick when you're drunk.''
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