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DO NOT POST STOCKS HERE UNLESS YOU THINK THEY ARE A JOKE! by Lmcat
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  1. acc724

    I think it was the famous English writer Samuel Johnson who long ago stated his opinion that being

  2. acc724

    It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center.After the community sing along led by

  3. acc724

    dog du

  4. acc724

    Employee Notice For Older People ..EMPLOYEE NOTICE**************************Due to the

  5. acc724

    Subject: Moving to Detroit Moving to Detroit Bob was sitting on the plane to Detroit when a guy

  6. Lmcat

    Two aliens landed

  7. acc724

    Something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So

  8. acc724

    A guy walks into a piano bar, sits down and orders a beer. He notices a little monkey is sitting on

  9. Big Tuna

    Good one Andy........ So true!

  10. acc724

    later

  11. Princess_Jess

    I don't know I think so. LOL>>>> you got a funny one friend?

  12. acc724

    who

  13. acc724

    rumors

  14. acc724

    If a married man walks into a forest and a tree falls, is he still wrong?

  15. acc724

    http://sago.com/2013/04/27/its-always-the-right-time-to-mock-politicians/

  16. acc724

    A gorilla walks into a bar, pulls out a twenty and asks for a beer. The bartender goes to the tap

  17. acc724

    A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he's seen his lost brother. The bartender

  18. getmoreshares

    me too -failed

  19. acc724

    failed

  20. acc724

    Did I read that sign right?In an office:TOILET OUT OF ORDER....... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOWIn a

  21. Lmcat

    New Exam for seniors; 4 correct answers are needed to pass.1) How long did the Hundred Years' War

  22. acc724

    ure aloud to post jokes over here..

  23. acc724

    hot

  24. Princess_Jess

    Some body make me laugh

  25. acc724

    After years of using the same perfumes, I decided to try something different and settled on a

  26. acc724

    " The Flat Tire"I was traveling between Henderson and Longview the other day when a tire blew

  27. acc724

    ***The Power of Prayer***...In a Tottenham church on Sunday morning a preacher said, "Anyone with

  28. acc724

    EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of

  29. acc724

    nice..ure posting some good 1's

  30. acc724

    Word Play...1. ARBITRATOR: cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds2. AVOIDABLE: What a

  31. Lmcat

     

  32. acc724

    Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun

  33. acc724

    Hotel InquiryA man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned tovisit on his

  34. acc724

    how it works

  35. acc724

    hi big T..glad to see u stopping in..have a good night..getting close to bed time for

  36. Big Tuna

    I didn't see a plane there Andy! I'll have to look again...... for the 5th time

  37. acc724

    nap

  38. acc724

    Dear Mum, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got

  39. acc724

    For all you military plane lovers out there heres an amazing shot of a C-17 on final approach.

  40. Lmcat

    Drug Dealer? My brother delivered prescriptions to people too ill to go out. Since the

  41. Lmcat

    Not so Private Security and peace of mind were part of the reason we moved to a gated community.

  42. Lmcat

    No Labor Required When my friend got a job, her husband agreed to share the housework. He was

  43. Lmcat

    Exercise Route My husband bought an exercise machine to help him shed a few pounds. He set it up

  44. Lmcat

    Home Again Our 25-year-old son moved back home with an eye toward socking away money to buy a

  45. Lmcat

    Education Starts At Home During a science lesson, my sister-in-law picked up a magnet and ?said to

  46. Lmcat

    Oops

  47. acc724

    nice pic

  48. acc724

    The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to

  49. acc724

    cowasaki

  50. acc724

    enjoy