Hotel Inquiry  A man wrote a letter to a small h

Hotel Inquiry 

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to 
visit on his vacation. 

He wrote: 
I would very much like to bring my dog with me. 
He is well-groomed 
And very well behaved. 
Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" 

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote: 
SIR: "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, 
I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures 
off the walls. 
I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk 
and disorderly. 
And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. 
Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. 
And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."