I am a female and I’ve never had a girlfriend. 

I am a female and I’ve never had a girlfriend.  You should know that if you “found me.”  You should also have figured out that  I’m a hard working girl with a lot of integrity. You’re coming for my WHAT?  I sat here tonight while you made rude remarks about me and convinced three more friends to hop on board.  I think I’m a pretty good cheerleader.  So maybe you should STFU.  No offense intended.