For Josh: I think you have been spending too m

For Josh:

I think you have been spending too much time in fantasyland with your "happy" friend.

If you feel like helping someone why don't you get him a thesaurus. I mean if you guys are going to insist on posting here 24/7 you could do us all a favor and help expand his vocabulary beyond the realm of, "so sad", "Fantasyland".

You may also suggest a tutor so he can finally move past 3rd grade. Perhaps then his use of descriptive language could extend beyond, "fatty Matty".

I do get the feeling however he may already be functioning at the height of his ability. If this is the case I apologize. In fact I think if this is in fact the case we longs will start a collection to get him a new football helmet to protect that soft mellon of his.

It's the least we can do to thank him for all his entertainment.

And don't think we'll forget you! As a parting gift we may all chip in on a super 8 video recorder so you two love birds can go make more "happy" movies together!

I'm surprised, Joe hasn't done this for you already?


Toodles!

$BCAP