A man returned home from the night shift at 8 am
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up to the bedroom and found his wife with the sheet pulled over
her head, feigning sleep.
Not to be denied, the horny fellow pulled up the sheet and
proceeded to make love to her.
Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was
startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring
coffee.
"How'd you get down here so fast?", he asked, "we were just
making love."
"Oh my God", his wife gasped, "that's my mother up there! She
came over with a headache. I told her to lie down for a while."
Rushing upstairs, the woman ran into the bedroom.
"Why didn't you say something!", she asked her mother.
"I haven't spoken to that jerk in fifteen years", she huffed,
"and I wasn't about to start now!"

