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You Know You've Lost Your "Cool" Status When...
* You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.
* The pattern on your shorts and couch match.
* You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.
* Your wife buys a flannel nighty and you find that sexy.
* You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining them.
* You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.
* Grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.
* Jogging is something you do to your memory.
* Rocking all night" means dozing off in your rocking chair.
* Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.
* All the cars behind you turn on their headlights.
* You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes.
* You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.
* The pattern on your shorts and couch match.
* You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.
* Your wife buys a flannel nighty and you find that sexy.
* You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining them.
* You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.
* Grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.
* Jogging is something you do to your memory.
* Rocking all night" means dozing off in your rocking chair.
* Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.
* All the cars behind you turn on their headlights.
* You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes.