A woman had been advised by a vetranarian to keep
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She went to the druggist and asked for hair-removal cream.
Druggist, "If you use this under your arms, don't apply deoderant for three-days..."
Woman, "I won't be using it there."
Druggist, "If you use it on your upper-lip, don't apply make-up to that area for about three-days."
Woman, "...I won't be using it there, Either...If you must know, it's for my Snauzer!"
...The Druggist looks at her and blinks several times and said, "In That case Ma'm,...I'd reccommend you don't ride any bicycles for at Least a week!"