The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase... The w
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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase...
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, “"Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"”
Maria: "“Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.
The first is that I iron better than you".”
Wife: "“Who said you iron better than me?'”
Maria: “"Jor huzban he say so".”
Wife: “"Oh yeah?”"
Maria: “"The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you".”
Wife: “"Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"”
Maria: “"Jor hozban did".
Wife increasingly agitated: “"Oh he did, did he?"”
Maria: “"The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed".”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “"And did my husband say that as well?"”
Maria: “"No Señora… The gardener did".”
Wife: “"So how much do you want?"”
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