You're a sick senior citizen and the government says

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You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no 
nursing home available for you. So what do you do? 
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You 
are allowed to shoot four Politicians. 
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 
three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air 
conditioning and all the health care you need! 
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need 
a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. 
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they 
do now. 
And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government 
that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into 
a home. 
And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it. 
Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any 
income taxes anymore. 
Is this a great country or what? "