So, this guy, Fats is sitting at the bar and pulls out this tiny little piano and a little guy about a foot tall. The little guy sits down and starts playing the piano quite beautifully. The fellow on the next bar stool, ACC says "That's amazing. Where did you get him?" Fats says" well I've got this lamp with a genie." So this ACC fellow says that's great! could I use it?" Fats says "sure " and hands him the lamp. ACC rubs the lamp and out comes the genie. He says" I want a million bucks".
Suddenly the room is entirely filled with quacking ducks! ACC exclaims "Hey! I asked for I million BUCKS! not DUCKS!" Fats explained "Yes, the genie is a bit deaf. You don't think I really asked for a twelve inch pianist do you?
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