"It was revealed that Anthony Weiner sent nude pic

"It was revealed that Anthony Weiner sent nude pictures of himself to this woman using a 'Carlos Danger” Yahoo email address. His wife was shocked. She said, 'You still use Yahoo?'" -Jimmy Fallon

"Anthony Weiner said yesterday that he wants closure. If he wants closure he should start with his zipper." -Jay Leno

"At the press conference today, Anthony Weiner’s wife said she will stand by her husband. Especially when he goes on the computer." –Conan O'Brien

"A new woman has come forward to say that during phone sex, Anthony Weiner would orgasm in 30 seconds. Man, no wonder this guy's so good at apologizing." –Conan O'Brien

"Anthony Weiner released a statement today saying this behavior is behind me. Then he added, if you want to see more of what's behind me, I'll text you a photograph." -Craig Fergsuon

"According to the polls, Anthony Weiner is the favorite to become the next mayor of New York City. How many of you have seen the Weiner poll? Anthony Weiner is out front. Isn't that what got him into trouble in the first place? It'll be a long campaign. All the guy has to do is stick it out. I hope the guy doesn't get cocky. Weiner has a firm lead and his popularity is swelling." –David Letterman

"Weiner said about New York, 'Nobody will work harder to make it better.' As opposed to his first campaign promise, which was 'Nobody will work better to make it harder.'" –Jay Leno

"Anthony Weiner is making a comeback. He is tan, flaccid and ready. He wants to come back and maybe be the mayor of New York. There are only two things standing in his way: an unforgiving public and Instagram." –Bill Maher

"After withdrawing from public life Anthony Weiner is ready to stick it back in. Folks, that takes balls. Sadly, we know he has them." –Stephen Colbert