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Posted On: 07/28/2013 8:00:12 PM
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A man is hired to take some penguins from the Los Angeles Zoo to the San Diego Zoo. On the way his truck breaks down and he's stuck on the side of the road. A Hippy driving a colorful VW bus stops and asks if he can help. The man explains that he has penguins in the truck that have to go to the San Diego Zoo. He tells the Hippy he'll give him $200 is he takes them to the zoo. The Hippy says why not and loads them into his bus and drives off.
A couple hours later the man gets his truck going and is heading back to L.A. when he gets a call on his cell from the zoo director asking where the penguins are. He explains that his truck broke down and he gave the penguins to a guy who said he'd take them to the zoo. The director screams at him that he better find them or he'll sue his pants off.
The man turns around and drives the streets of San Diego desperately looking for the VW bus and the penguins. He's on Market Street when he spots the VW bus and then sees the Hippy and the penguins in front of a movie theater. He screeches to a halt and runs up the the Hippy. He says, "What are you doing? I told you to take the penguins to the zoo!" The Hippy says, "Cool it man. I took them to the zoo like you said and they had such a good time I thought with the money I had left over I'd take them to see a movie."



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