Obviously this is your first headquarters move, ev

Obviously this is your first headquarters move, everyone who read the real DD knows it's just a press release moving company that uses virtual trucks to pump their d***s and drop cardboard boxes on shareholders. I'm very knowledgeable on this topic as I used to work for SCAM (Super Company of American Movers) and we regulated all cardboard boxes and headquarters moves ever and I'm a lawyer and tue SEC is about to shut this company down.