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4th marriage  The local news station was inte

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Posted On: 08/05/2012 7:14:08 PM
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4th marriage 


The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she 
had just gotten married for the fourth time. 

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt 
like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's 
occupation. 

"He's a funeral director," she answered. 

"Interesting," the newsman thought. 
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her 
first three husbands and what they did for a living. 

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those 
years. 

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, 
explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 
20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in 
her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director. 

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had 
married four men with such diverse careers. 

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She smiled and explained, "I married 
one for the money, 
two for the show, 
three to get ready, 
and four to go."



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