Jack, not only am I smarter than the average bear

Jack, not only am I smarter than the average bear that, too is an excellent cook, can out fish most men, drink whiskey, smoke a cigarette and successfully count cards to whip the tail of any Spades opponent--singles or pairs--(yes, she said Spades!), I have a wickedly unorthodox sense of humor and will happily let that one slide. Since, in fact, I chuckled.

: - P