A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the sun
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Caribbean. They were discussing their great vacations when
the lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and
everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance
company paid for everything."
"That is quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here
because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a
flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer, quite puzzled, asked, "How DO you start a
flood?"