REQUESTING HELP!   Does anyone have a sharp poin

REQUESTING HELP!   Does anyone have a sharp pointed toe boot I can borrow and plant in the dumb butt that just sold a little over 100 shares at the bid?  I'm sure I won't abuse it as I'll promise to only kick three times.  So, perhaps a little soiled, but hey, a little shoe shine will clear that up.  Now, you might want to check to make sure your insurance covers a lost boot just in case it gets lost in there.  Uh, I think you know what I mean.  Oh, one more thing, if I see td, can I borrow it again, assuming it doesn't get lost in dumb butt?  One thing for sure, those idiots had better  Get Ready!