My Last Physical During my last physical examina
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My Last Physical
>
> During my last physical examination, my doctor asked me about my
> physical activity level.
>
> I described a typical day this way: "Well..., yesterday afternoon, I
> took a five-hour walk through some pretty rough terrain. I pushed my
> way through brambles, waded along the edge of a lake, and got sand in
> my shoes, eyes and hair. I climbed several rocky hills, avoided
> standing on a snake, and took a few leaks behind some big trees. The
> mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all, I
> drank eight beers.
>
> Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one HELL of an
> outdoors man!"
>
> "No," I replied. "Just a shitty golfer!"
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