I eat sleep drink and breath DUTV,  and lose alot

I eat sleep drink and breath DUTV,  and lose alot of sleep and my job has been suffering.

But just now I went to get a cold beverage im cutting threw the den and I here compression technology out from the TV , I stopped dead in my tracks and im ready to obsorbe evrything.

It was a informercial on sleepy magic sweater with compression technology.   My heart was racing for a moment then overwhelming embarrement followed by rolling around on the floor laughing for a couple of minutes, really.  sleepy friggin magic sweater with compression tech.

Leave me alone.