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IF THERE WERE COMPUTERS IN 1776  Mr. Jefferson:

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Posted On: 07/04/2013 4:20:02 PM
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IF THERE WERE COMPUTERS IN 1776 

Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen, the summer grows hot, and it is essential 

that we complete this declaration of independence. 

Mr. Franklin: Wait a minute, Thomas. I have to reboot here. 

Mr. Jefferson: That's all right, Ben. We'll go on without you. Has everyone had a chance to look at the draft I posted yesterday? 

Mr. Sherman: Not yet, Thomas, I've been having Notes replication problems. 

Mr. Adams: Here, Roger, I brought a hard copy. 

Mr. Sherman: Thanks. Saaaaay, nice font. 

Mr. Adams: Do you like it? I downloaded it off Colonies Online just last week. 

Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen! There is work to be done. I fear our document will soon leak out. 

Mr. Livingston: Too late, Thomas. There's already a bootleg circulating. I saw it posted on alt.georgeIII.stinks last night. 

Mr. Franklin: @#$$%^$# General Protection Fault! 

Mr. Adams: Ben, you might try upgrading to Windows 75. It solved that problem for me. 

Mr. Sherman: Thomas, the part here about the Acts of Pretended Legislation; have you considered using bullets to air out the text? 

Mr. Jefferson: I can fix that easily enough. Drat! I've spilled candle wax on my keyboard again. 

Mr. Adams: You know, Thomas, that wouldn't happen if you'd buy an active-matrix screen. 

Mr. Franklin: Hard-disk failure? Aw, criminy! 

Mr. Livingston: Are you sure it's "unalienable rights"? My spell checker recommends "unassailable". 

Mr. Jefferson: Can we stick to the substance of the document, please? Shoot. Low battery. Anyone got a spare power cable? 

Mr. Sherman: What have you got, a Toshiba? No, mine isn't compatible. 

Mr. Franklin: Hello, PCs Philadelphia? What does it mean when the floppy drive buzzes? OK, I'll hold.....

Mr. Livingston: The "In Congress" part here at the top; have you thought about blowing that up really big and maybe centering it in 72 point Helvetica? 

Mr. Jefferson: Not a bad idea. Aw, nuts! Word macro virus! I can't save the file. 

Mr. Franklin: That's all right, Thomas. We can manage. Here, borrow my quill pen


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