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This is a remarkable story, the "groom" had to have nerves of steel to carry through with this.



Master Card Wedding...Priceless!
What a wedding !!!! PRICELESS!

You got to love this guy...

This is a true story about a recent

wedding that took place at Clemson University .

It was in the local newspaper and even

Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.



After the wedding, at the reception,

the groom got up on stage with

a microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank

everyone for coming, many from

long distances, to support them

at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride and his family

and to thank his new father-in-law

for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation

he said he wanted to give everyone

a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of

everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to

everyone, and asked them to

open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy

of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious

of them weeks earlier and had

hired a private detective to tail

them.

After just standing there,

just watching the guests' reactions

for a couple of minutes, he

turned to the best man and

said, 'Farewell to you!' Then he turned

to his bride and said, 'Farewell to you!'

Then he turned to the

dumbfounded crowd and said,

'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled

first thing the following morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding

immediately after finding out

about the affair, this

guy goes through with the

charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge-- making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a

300- guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the

bride's and best man's reputations

in front of 300 friends and family members.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'

commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception

for 300 family members and

friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week

honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face

when they see the 8x10 glossy

of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money

can't buy, for everything else

there's MASTERCARD





[]



A Mastercard Wedding



'Life isn't like a bowl

of cherries or peaches,

it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--

what you do today,

might burn your ass tomorrow......'








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