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***The Right Way of Playing Poker***  ..Two coup

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Posted On: 06/09/2013 10:03:48 AM
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***The Right Way of Playing Poker*** 

..Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim 
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Les' wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under 
her dress! 

..Shocked by this, Jim, upon trying to sit back up again, 
hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. 

..Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. 
Les' wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you like under there?" Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well, indeed he did. 

..She said, "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you 
$500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirmed that he was interested. 

..Sue told him that since her husband Les played golf 
Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2:00 pm..Friday afternoon. 

..When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Les' house 
at 2:00 pm sharp, and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 -- they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction as 
agreed. 

..Jim quickly dressed and left. As usual, Les came home 
from golf at 6:00 pm and upon arriving, asked his wife, "Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?" 

..With a lump in her throat Sue answered, "Why yes, he did 
stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" Sue, using her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500." 

..Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his 
wife by saying, "He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back." 

....Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player! 





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