Getting my behind kicked Literally,  Its not the

Getting my behind kicked Literally,  Its not the Google translator,   Its having to look for letters IPTV & DUTV in between words and sentences in foreign languages,   GEEZ  ?

I have to go back and have my eyes checked again for new glasses  scared the wife to death today because my face is stuck in a squinting scowl.   Like Im Chinese,  I got troubles,   Hot pad did not work relaxing my squinting scowl.

I thought I was on easy street yesterday with a new direction to look for info.

My new direction is Hospital first then to the Social Security Office for a name change that matches my new look.  Im going with OsosorryHurtsalot  Its Chinese.    English Translation Means 2can

Let's git er done DUTV.    Chinese  ??????ER