I was in a Starbuck's Coffee recently when my
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Posted On: 05/26/2013 1:58:35 PM
I was in a Starbuck's Coffee recently
when my stomach started rumbling.
I realized that I desperately needed to fart.
The place was packed but the music was
really loud so to get relief and reduce
embarrassment I timed my farts to the
beat of the music.
After a couple of songs I started to feel
much better. I finished my coffee and
noticed that everyone was staring at me.
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod !!
And how was your day?
This is what happens when old people start using technology!
Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it?!?!
I realized that I desperately needed to fart.
The place was packed but the music was
really loud so to get relief and reduce
embarrassment I timed my farts to the
beat of the music.
After a couple of songs I started to feel
much better. I finished my coffee and
noticed that everyone was staring at me.
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod !!
And how was your day?
This is what happens when old people start using technology!
Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it?!?!
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