First of all I have to say I think it is hilarious

First of all I have to say I think it is hilarious that you guys are trying to do a lie-hub "Da Lair" on this site. I see all the regulars from Lie hub are stacking up over there.  You know that won't fly with this site right?  As far as your question goes.  I was very clear in my posts here about what you are asking. Please read them.