FLASH NEWS REPORT It has been reported to us

FLASH NEWS REPORT

It has been reported to us that CTIX has not had any news now going on 7 weeks.

"Not so!" said Leo Ehrlich when one of our reporters caught up with him outside of Dana Farber."When we have bad news we are required to report it promptly,correct?" "Well I suppose" said our reporter.Then Leo said "Here's a copy of our latest PR that addresses that very issue." With that he went back to flying his remote camera drone outside the lab windows.

Below is the PR content.

"Cellceutix (The company) is pleased to report that we have no bad news to report.As required,we would promptly report bad news but since there has been such an accumulation of no bad news we thought we would save all the no bad news and share it all at once instead of reporting each and every time we have no bad news.

Dr.Menon added "Yes Leo , that is correct.We have accumulated much "no bad news" which is actually Good News because where there is no bad news then there has to be good news.So "NO Bad News" is equal to "Good News" therefore it is Good News that there is "NO Bad News and with the tremendous lack of Bad News there becomes an abundance of Good News".

Then Leo said,"Huh?,er yes,OK that is profound Dr.Menon and with that said we will continue to hold any "No Bad News" until we have enough to report on all at once.Meanwhile we want our shareholders to enjoy the lack of Bad News along with us here at  CTIX.And rememember that if NO Bad News is Good News and "The best is yet to come",then the news can only get better.

NEWS AS IT NEVER HAPPENED (or did it?)

Dr.Kelt FMD,FDO,FSG