You may want to grit your teeth before you read th

You may want to grit your teeth before you read this. This is
really gruesome...

When a mate was studying in Ireland, he took up rugby. As his
first season wore on, the lads and him were eventually scheduled
to play a team which had a reputation for violent play.
Considering that they weren't the most talented outfit to have
ever taken the field, they decided to accept the challenge with a
"do or die" attitude, hoping things would eventually swing their
way. They didn't, and to make matters worse their star player
dislocated his hip after a particularly ferocious tackle. He was
clearly in a lot of pain, so they all stood back to allow the
medic to, in one swift movement, slot the hip back into its
socket. Then Alan began a long blood curdling scream. To their
horror, they realised that one of his testicles had also been
jammed into the socket and was now firmly held in the place by
the hip. Incidentally, he also managed to rip a vocal chord with
his screaming.