EWSI!!
Now for that sizzeling stock pick you been waiting for EWSI. Yep she is a beauty. She will start tradin @ 0930 EDT on all your online discount brokers. Just hummin around the .025 cent range getting ready for a smoking run. This baby has a super low float, no reverse splits in its history. She might look like an Edsel but wait till she gets cleaned up. She is gonna tear this market a new record when she blasts off. So don’t wait too long. Lookin in that rear view won’t do you any good so hop on board. Jump in the old Pinto this morning and get down to the brokers office before the bell. You don’t want to get left behind. This stock can slice it, it can dice it and make thousands and thousands of Julian bucks. But wait that’s not all! She has been rumbling down in the accumulation phase of the market. Get in while the gettin is good. Don’t let those MM’s beat you to the punch. This can’t last forever so we are going to offer the first 100 callers an extra Shamwow with their 5M share purchase, Vince just guaranteed me that and if they run outta Shamwows hell give you two not just one but two Slapchops for shipping and handling only for the inconvenience. What more do you traders need? Hurry because this deal won’t last. The one and only EWSI. Don’t let imitations fool you this is the original, genuine positively greatest stock on earth. EWSI!!
Disclaimer: I really never met Vince nor do I wish to because I think he is a worm. He never really offered the Shamwow and I bought one and it really sucks. Don’t waste your money. The wife did make me buy a Slapchop and she cut her fingers off with it and we are in litigation over it. Vince is gonna pay for me havin to put up with her winning over losing her fingers and she is just making my ears sweat over the deal. Hillbilly stocks is not gonna pay you for your losses if this dude tankes , but I do expect you to hand over a royalty of at least 20% if you gain from it. We are not a minority owned company nor do we make false claims to it except there once was someone in the family that was claiming Native American status but was not verifiable.
