A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wante

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right 
away. 
She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other ." 
He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go 
long." 

So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very 
nice resort. 
One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel, 
climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, 
entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed 
by a three rotations in jackknife position before he again straightened out 
and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back 
and lay down on his towel. 

She said, "That was incredible!" 
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you 
we'd learn more about each other as we went along." 

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. 
She was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of 
The pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end. 
She did laps in freestyle, breast-stroke, even butterfly! 
After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out 
And lay down on her towel, barely breathing heavy. 

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" 

No, she said, "I was a hooker in Saskatoon and I worked both sides of the 
river."