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Extra Extra Read all about it.EWSI at your local brokers on sale for ridiculously low prices. This super low floater is going to the moon and back. We dug up Scottie and reinstated CPT Kirk to pilot this baby. She is going to fly. Hang on and get your tickets now. Even though Scotty is a little stiff we think he can give her more power and rocket this thing to warp factor 4. No doubt there will be luls in the trading day because CPT Kirk will have to promo Price Line @ noon but that only gives us traders fingers a well needed rest. We even had the shields reworked with a special coating to stop shorters from infiltrating. Step right in step right in for the greatest 10 bagger of the year. She has a super low float of only 37.5M. That’s right 37,500,000 float. Now you can’t find that on just any pink can you? She has a chart that only a mother could love. We got a management team with impeccable careers and a plethora of years experience. What more do you want. This company will take your old 8088 Intell and scrap it properly or rebuild it to the fastest quad core AMD on the block. Let me through a plug at you, this company says if it has a plug they will take it so wire up your old hound dog and get ready to make some coin. Ron Propiel couldn’t be here today because he was premiering his new Slagamajab which is the next best thing to EWSI. So don’t let that hold you back because I personally talked to Ron and he reassured me that he will fit us into the schedule next week. Hurry before the float is locked and you miss the boat. Get outta those jammies and get to your broker before it is too late. Retire tomorrow with a small investment today. Don’t let cheap imitations fool you this is the real deal, the one and only EWSI.

Disclaimer: I really never talked to Ron Propiel but I know a friend who once knew a guy that met him in the bathroom at LAX between flights. We really couldn’t exhume Scotty because the family rejected our request and CPT Kirk was to busy and told us to get bent or that might have been the dream I had last night. Ron’s new slagamajab was a figment of my imagination but sounded like something he might be working on. This is all for entertainment purposes and you are requested to do your own DD. I accept no responsibility for your financial losses if you buy this stock and it tanks but I do want 20% of any profits for the tip. Your retina may have been scanned and recorded as an acknowledgment of this disclaimer. This is all brought to you by Hillbilly Stocks, Pigsknuckle , AR. Zip unknown and I sure ain’t gonna tell you the full address. This is all in Bold type so you can read it unlike those sites that put it in 2 point type. Hillbilly Stocks received no monetary or stock compensation for this add. You are on your own Jack.