Beggars at the Vatican  Two beggars are sitting

Beggars at the Vatican 

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome 
, Italy. One has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the 
Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put 
money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross. 

The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the throngs of 
people giving money to the beggar who holds the Cross while none give to 
the beggar holding the Star of David. 

Finally, the Pope approaches the beggar with the Star of 
David and say's "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a 
Catholic country; this city is the Seat of Catholicism. People aren't 
going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front 
of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who is holding a 
Cross. In fact, they would probably give more money to him just out of 
spite." 

The beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, 
smiled, and turned to the beggar with the Cross and said, "Moishe, look 
who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing!"