I'll leave the Guiness out of it but not the Guinn

I'll leave the Guiness out of it but not the Guinness. What do you say about that alien comrade or should I say Nanu, nanu. I've got my suspicions albeit i'm just starting my investigation. I'm being funded by true Guinness. On St Paddy day everyone becomes Irish. Get my drift. Kiss the blarney stone or kiss my grits. I'm alerting everyone to this so you don't slip something by our 24 hr network. GOOO CTIX!!!