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Have fun with this...lot's of things, I didn't kno

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Posted On: 04/28/2013 8:05:17 PM
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Posted By: acc724
Re: 11072017 #1027

Have fun with this...lot's of things, I didn't know, which should surprise no one!!!!


>
>*****************************************************************************
>
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as asubstitute for Blood
>plasma.
>***************************************************************************
>No
piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7)
times.
> Oh go ahead...I'll
wait...
>****************************************************************************
>Donkeys
kill more people annually
>than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So,
watch your Ass
)
>************************************************************************
>You
burn more calories sleeping
>than you do watching
television.
>**************************************************************************
>Oak
trees do not produce acorns until they arefifty (50) years of age
or
>older.
>****************************************************************************
>The
first product to have a bar code
>was Wrigley's
gum.
>*************************************************************************
>The
King of Hearts is the only king
>
>WITHOUT A
MOUSTACHE
>***************************************************************************
>American
Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
>from
each salad served in
first-class.
>**************************************************************************
>Venus
is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
>
>Since Venus is
normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)
>That women are
going the 'right'
direction...?)
>
>*********************************************************************
>Apples,
not caffeine,
>
>are more efficient at waking you up in the
morning .
>************************************
***********************************
>Most dust particles in your house
are made from
>
>DEAD SKIN
!
>************************************************************************
>****
>The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung
cancer.
>
>So did the first ' Marlboro
Man'.
>***************************************************************************
>Walt
Disney was afraid
>
>OF
MICE!
>**************************************************************************
>PEARLS
DISSOLVE
>
>IN VINEGAR
!
>*********************************************************************
>The
three most valuable brand names on earth:
>Marlboro, Coca Cola ,
and Budweiser, in that
order.
>**********************************************************************
>It
is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
>
>but, not
downstairs.
>
>************************************************************************
>A
duck's quack doesn't echo,
>
>and no one knows
why.
>************************************************************************
>Dentists
have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6)
>feet
awayfrom a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the
>flush.
>
>I keep my toothbrush in the living room now
!)
>***************************************************
>
>And the
best for last.....
>
>Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>I
know some people like that, don't YOU
?)
>
>So.......................
>
>
>
>
>Remember, knowledge
is everything, so pass it on......and go move your
>toothbrush
!!!



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