Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls.

Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. "Okay," the judge-said, "tell the court why you want a divorce." "Well, your honor," Dan started, "every once in a while my sister-in law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are so identical looking, every once in a while I'd end up making love to her by mistake." "Surely there must be some difference between the two women." the judge said. "You'd better believe there is a difference, your honor. That's why i want the divorce."