So this family is at a restaurant and a child at t

So this family is at a restaurant and a child at the table is playing with the change on the table. Without any warning the child takes a handful of nickles and swallows about 3 of them.

Of course the child starts turning blue and the father starts freaking out. He remembers something of first aid and starts pounding on the child's back.

*COUGH* one nickle comes up. *Cough* another nickle, but no matter how hard the father smacks, the other one doesn't come up. Now he really starts panicking.

Across the room a very clean cut woman with a bunch of important papers and sees what's happening. Very calmly, she stands up, neatly arranges her papers on the desk and straightens her impeccable suit. Smartly she walks over and says to the father "I've had some experience in this sort of thing, would you mind if I offered my assistance?"
The father, sweating says "Yes of course please help my son if you can!".

The woman, without another word, moves precisely behind the child and with him standing, grabs his belt and drops the boys pants and boxers. She reaches down between his legs and grabs his still forming man parts and begins to squeeze.

As she does so the boys eyes bulge and with a *POP* the coin flies straight into the air and with a swift grab the woman snatches it out of the air.

Amazed the father turns to the woman, "My god you've saved him! I've never see that technique before. You must be some amazing doctor, a trauma nurse or very experienced medic!"

She turns to him and says "Nope...I work for the IRS".