THE WEDDING TEST
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THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
And so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me....
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
And generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
And I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate.
Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over;
To check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome...
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Low... and behold,
my entire future family was standing outside,
All clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said;
We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family.
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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